his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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