no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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