I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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