Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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