Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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