That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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