i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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