I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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