If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
