I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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