some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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