The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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