Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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