I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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