what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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