we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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