I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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