And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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