I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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