I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Randomize
