It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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