Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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