Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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