My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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