I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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