i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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