Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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