I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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