CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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