I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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