Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
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