Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize
