is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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