Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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