If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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