My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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