Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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