I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
love makes seman taste better
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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