whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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