is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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