I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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