I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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