The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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