bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I need a burrito and a hug.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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