You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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