im gay
i know
yea but for you.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I need to calm my uterus...
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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