But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I want you more than these girls want KFC
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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