we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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