This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Randomize
