why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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