I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
i would punch a child for taco bell
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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