im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
