i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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