we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Randomize
